Poise and Rationality

WAHAHAHAHA, okay so today was LOUISE’S BDAYYYYY!!!!

=)

Went out for dinner.. after a long, tiring, stressful, uneventful day. She called me all of a sudden saying she was coming to pick me up and I’m like.. *jaw drops*…. "Whatttt?"
So yes, we go to eat at a restaurant called BEI HAI. WAHAHAHA, honestly anyone who understands chinese will obviously know why we were so sickened by this name…

So yes… the toilet! I needed to pee, so I excused myself to the toilet, with louise behind me. We almost walked into the kitchen and after walking around the same table about twice, we realized where the toilet was, and we headed towards it. For some odd reason, the sign "ROSAK" seemed extremely funny to us, and we looked at it… and started laughing.
*silence…* Lou: oh wow it says Rosak..
me: BAHAHHAHAHAHA

Yeah.. don’t ask. So yes we went into that really cool toilet cubicle with a fatass mirror where we took LALA pictures and ended up laughing because there was someone behind the toilet and we realized if we started talking and showing there were two voices in the cubicle that person would get very disturbed so we started laughing ONCE again.. WAHAHA.
I don’t know why on earth we kept laughing, and in the end we decided to leave the toilet, and Louise spent about ONE WHOLE minute trying to push and pull [or whatever she was doing to open] the door and it wouldn’t move. Honestly the sight of her doing that was too hilarious, so that wasted another minute coz’ we were laughing way too hard. I think it was enough to scare the people behind the toilet…
xD

FUNYYYYYYY

Just because I didn’t ask,
Doesn’t mean I didn’t care.

There were a many million other ways to show I knew you were there.

I could coax you with a million grasps,
Strangle you with my ten fingers, grace,
If I shot you down, you would’ve known,
Half a second I knew your presence.

Half a second, I still cared.

Maybe when the moon lights up, that’ll be the cue,
Shut up, it’s my turn to hurt you,
Will you listen to my silent stare,
please,
when you told the world of your existence,
Not mine; not ever.

A heart-shaped scar I leave upon your chest,
Half a second I still cared.

Just because I didn’t kiss you,
Doesn’t mean I didn’t care.

I could kill the million sun rays,
That shine to make you beautiful,
I’d shove the broken shard of mirror in your face,
And throw away the reflection.

Stop saying I didn’t care,
I cared enough to murder your taste.

I cared, half a second,
A drop of blood, I cared.

A stab across the chest doesn’t mean I didn’t care.

Alright, I haven’t done this in a long arsed time, but I just decided to happily post a blog on what happened today WAHAHAH. Just to keep more memories! xD

So… One Utama. Our homeground. Ija, Jarrod, Birdy, Mus, Louise and Me. BIRDY’S BIRTHDAY! Sounds fun already I know. So Louise and I arrive and sought out Burger King [after going to the wrong one], to look for Jarrod & Ija. Went to the correct one, met up with Jarrod and Ija [who I haven't seen in a long arsed time!] and chilled while waiting for Birdy and Mus to arrive. So yeah, they arrived, we decided to move in because lighting was about to get us THUNDERSTRUCK! Me and Birdy exchanged presents which was really cool. I love the underwear girl. Wonderwoman. Hwahah.

Chilled at BK for a while, witnessed a very scary experience of a lady having some heart discomfort who was crying and most probably asphyxiating. Finally, we decided to get ourselves a room for some SINGING. Ija was not going to stop bothering us until we got the room, so we decided to make a move. Stopped by a guitar store, and Jarrod, Lou and I walked in. Jarrod and I went to talk to the guy about the prices there, and we pointed at some straps.

Jar&me: how much are those?
guy: 65rm, they come in two colors, black and brown.
jar&me: *nods thoughtfully, chews gum slowly
guy: so.. u want black or brown?
jar&me: *unintentionally chews gum at a synchronized pace and stares at the two straps
guy: *mimicks us
jar&me: *laughs

omgosh, that was seriously funny. The kind of "you had to be there to have found it funny" kind of incident. Well after that, we went to book a room for karaoke. Ija was amazed at the fact that I walk around with no personal identification information on me when I told him I did not carry one around. Yeah.. Ija.. okay…

TOOK PICTURES! wahah! GOT A ROOM! the singing began! WHOOOOOOOO. We sang Birdy a very very loud birthday song, in lyk.. 2 languages. YEAY. we forgot MALAY LA! Selamat hari jadi.. selamat hari jadi… selamat harii jadiiiii.. selamat hari jadi!!!!
There.. HAHA
Funny moments:
louise: *singing with all her heart* I can be your hero baby!
jar&me: i can BEEEEEEE YOUR HEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gahahahaha xD

and

Me: "You’re tryna be cool,
but you look like a fool to meee" *turns to looks at mus*

HAHAHAHA damn that was not the best part though. The best part was he was actually singing along.. yeah.. HAHAHA. DAMN, sorry la Mus i just.. couldn’t resist!
Anyway, we sang multiple songs.. MANY funny incidents happened, which included Ija running on the seats, and the guys all singing along to DON’T CHA!

Birdy, Lou  & Me: I know you like me!
jarrod, mus, ija: *high pitched* i know you like me!
Birdy, Lou  & Me: i know  you do!
jarrod, mus, ija: *high pitched* i know you do!

HAHAHAHA.. damnnnnn. doing karaoke really strips any kind of ego out of u hahaha! xD omgosh… tht was funny. And Jarrod trying to rap in Hips Don’t Lie.. *doubles up with laughter*
Singing Zombie was fun la.. and I realized I knew every single malay song they played which I didn’t know from the title HAHAHA. Aiyo.. I was just sitting next to mus, listening to him crap about being bad at malay. PSHT. WHAT LA.

Papa Ija was just going hyper and friggin smoking like a chimney. And using his PDA.. ooOoOoo.. DUDE! yuck la. I should’ve thrown the box WAHAHA. xD Ija.. has a very loud voice. WOAH. hahaha!

I’m like trying to capture any more funny bits to write down.. but there are just too many hahaha. and Jarrod! LYING ON THE FLOOR IS WAY TOO DRAMATIC! xD lmao! That was during Bohemian Rhapsody so.. you’re excused. NGEEE

OH YA!
Jarrod: you know what "ngee" means?
me: its hello in my language!
jarrod: no that’s ngeh. or ngah. ngee is the sound you make when you hug someone. *hugs himself.. NGEE!
me: *LMAO
ija: girl.. chill…

hahaha.. aiyo… altogether, the day was hyperventilatingly fun hahaah! BIRDYYYY HAPPY BURFDAY I LOVE YAAAAAA!!