Google yourself.

September 15, 2008

The rules are simple. Take your first name. Add the word “needs” to it. Google.

1. Celine needs a guarantee that she will sell out the ice rinks
–Well, if I ever become famous… HELL YEAH!

2. Celine needs to gain some weight.
–It’s all about Celine Dion :/ HAHAHAHA. I do? No thanks. I’m big enough.

3. Celine needs to prove that she still reigns supreme among all divas
–I need to prove it? Still? Ouch.

4. Celine needs to prove nothing
–now THAT’s more like it! ;P

5. Celine needs lots of Intelligence
–Oh gosh, that could either mean I have great potential to strive further or I’m just plain dumb.

6. Celine needs to change
–Why?

7. Celine needs help and the boy would be better of away from her
–What boy… I got a stalker?! Huh!? Is there something I should know!!??!!

8. Celine needs your sponsorship for Crumlin Childrens Hospital
–Yes, people, be good samaritans. Help the needy. Feed the poor. Don’t spread AIDS. Use protection…huh?

9. celine needs a break after all those amazing shows she has done in las vegas
–Dude, I told you to keep that on the hushhush!

10. Celine needs a good cheeseburger
–I don’t NEED to gain weight, goddammit!

Hahaha, hey this was fun! xD

One Response to “Google yourself.”

  1.   Vanessa said:

    Hey I’ll sponsor your children’s hospital thingie!

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